Religions of the World

TAOISM -- Stuff Happens

HARE KRISHINA -- Stuff Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding

HINDUISM -- This Stuff Happened Before

ISLAM -- If Stuff Happens, Take A Hostage

ZEN -- What Is The Sound Of Stuff Happening?

BUDDHISM -- When Stuff Happens, Is It Really Stuff?

CONFUCIANISM -- Confucias Say, "Stuff Happens"

7TH DAY ADVENTIST -- Stuff Happens On Saturdays

PROTESTANTISM -- Stuff Won't Happen If I Work Harder

CATHOLICISM -- If Stuff Happens I Deserve It

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS -- Knock, Knock, "Stuff Happens"

UNITARIAN -- What Is This Stuff?

MORMON -- Stuff Happens Again & Again & Again...

JUDAISM -- Why Does This Stuff Always Happen To Us?

RASTAFARIANISM -- Let's Smoke This Stuff